Sinsenmilla Study!!!
by Cold Pizza
The Alaskan Thunderfuck
CP here. Here are how I judge the herbage: Smell, Taste, Potency, Relaxation quality, and Name.
Okay, here goes…
Smell: It smells dank, but all this stuff does. I don’t know. If you put a rotten tomato into a Starbucks coffee cup, and then grew a marijuana plant next to it, maybe it would smell like this.
Taste: I’m not going to lie. It tastes like smoke. There’s also a sweetness to it too. In the aftertaste. Kind of like pop. Maybe Dr. Pepper.
Potency: I’ve smoked two jays and I am ripped as I type this. So I think that means it is potent. Potent. Poooooteeeeent.
Relaxation quality: I am not very relaxed. In fact I want to stop typing and go buy an orange creamsicle. I’m afraid Johnny Law maybe be in the parking lot. I guess I am paranoid. Paranoia cha cha cha. Paranoia cha cha cha.
Name: I like it. I wouldn’t say the name around my grammy, but she doesn’t smoke anyway.Fred can we get a drawing of the bud wearing the crown? I’m out.
[Editor Freditor: We already have that pic of the plant you sent. I could toss a crown on that. Not everything needs a crown, CP!]
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