WHEN THERE'S NO MORE ROOM TO SELL

                     #2 in a series of daily one scene, one-act plays

[Act I, Scene I, castle]


VAMPIRE: [rises from coffin]


GHOST OF BRAM STROKER: Prepare to be sued for copyright infringement!


VAMPIRE: Bleh! [recoils, falls back into coffin, lid slams]
                                             
                                     [curtain]