Dear my blog advertisers, I can’t fathom what there is about my profile that makes you suddenly believe that I am an End Days survivalist in need of plant seeds and a mail-order bride. Is this the new 41-year-old, single male, target demographic? You’ve also included coin collecting. Well, I suppose money WILL be worthless come the revolution.  Honestly, the old ads from junk food manufactures and whiskey merchants were closer to the truth. Give me back those, please. Thank you.