THE RAPTURE: MAY 21ST
painting by Victor Mottez
So The Rapture is happening on the 21st. How annoying would it be if at dawn hosts of angels announce it with vuvezulas?
You'd be in bed, sleeping, "Wh-wha? Wha? AHHHHHHHH! GIANT BEE! Oh, wait.... It's just The Raputre. I'll deal with it in the afternoon."
That's awesome! I love how they hook you. First it's "hear Jesus talk," and then it's like, "Oh. Did we mention he's going to be singing, too? Yeah, Jesus is going to be singing on his own website. Check it out!" It's in character if my bible memory serves correct. Jesus had a pretty good understanding of showmanship. Still, I can't help but imagine he'll be singing over a cheesy Casio beat. Thanks, Lensman!
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