GODDAMN THIS PLACE AND GODDDAMN YOU!

           #5 in a series of daily one scene, one-act plays

[ACT I, Scene I, a disciplinary meeting in Heaven]


GOD: I'm sorry, we're going to have to demote you from overseeing Limbo.


ANGEL: Yeah, well, the title was misleading anyway. There was no bamboo pole or calypso drummer in sight, it's nothing but crying babies and aether.


GOD: And that's another thing, you can't be smoking and drinking around the infants.

ANGEL: Who cares? They're dead!

GOD: That's not the point.

ANGEL: Screw this noise. [tosses halo at God and walks out]


                                                  
                                        (curtain)