Sunday, October 23, 2011

WE FIX CAR TROUBLES-FAST!

                                     #15 in a series of daily one-act, one scene plays


[ACT I, Scene I, a filling station, mechanic and customer talking in front of car billowing smoke from opened hood]



MECHANIC: Yep, I see what your problem here is.


CUSTOMER: Can you stop it from smoking?


MECHANIC [ pulls out revolver from under shirt, shoots car]


[car shudders to a stop]




MECHANIC: That'll be $350, not counting parts and labor.


                                                       
                                        (curtain)



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